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Ammosexuals: It’s Time To Start Talking Seriously About Our Society’s Gun Fetishist Problem [Opinion]

Another day in America, another mass shooting results in a double-digit number of deaths. And we’re not going to do anything about it. Not really. This is not something we should be getting used to, but tragically, these incidents have become so common in our country that even last October’s ...
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The Pathetically Inept Democrats Are Going To Screw Up The 2018 Midterms [Opinion]

The historic unpopularity of President Donald Trump and the Republican-controlled Congress can be interpreted as a prime opportunity for the Democratic Party to make an electoral comeback in 2018, but that interpretation fails to take into account the fact that the Democrats are a bunch of sad-faced clowns who excel at snatching ...
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The Conservative Obsession With Teaching Cursive Handwriting To Kids Is Dysfunctional And Weird [Opinion]

Conservatives are really worried that children are no longer being taught to write in that squiggly, often semi-legible analog font called “cursive handwriting” that many of us pointlessly learned as children in grade school. Yes, kids these days may be able to perform basic computer programming functions before they even ...
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Democrats Think Joseph Kennedy Will Win Them The Hearts Of Millennials [Opinion]

The Democrats have chosen Massachusetts representative and current shining star of the Kennedy political dynasty, Joseph Kennedy, to give the party’s response to Donald Trump’s State of the Union address on Tuesday night. The move is yet another in a long series of moves indicating the party bosses are lost in the ...
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Use Of Psychedelic Mushrooms May Decrease Authoritarian Attitudes, Study Finds [Opinion]

A team of researchers at London’s Imperial College recently published the findings of a study which sought to measure attitudinal changes in people after they ingested controlled doses of mushrooms containing the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The study found that participants who ingested the mushrooms showed a marked decrease in authoritarian feelings as compared to the ...
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Six Democrats Voted To Confirm Former Pharmaceutical Executive As Trump Health Secretary [Opinion]

The Senate has voted to confirm former Eli Lilly president Alex Azar as secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.
The vote fell mostly along party lines, with only one Republican, Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky, voting against the confirmation of Azar, according ...