Mötley Crüe singer, Vince Neil, has reportedly been cast as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man in the upcoming pointless and unnecessary reboot of the Ghostbusters franchise, with producer Ivan Reitman allegedly stating that Neil is a perfect fit for the role due to his bulbous and puffy body that only sort-of resembles that of a male human being.
Neil, 53, is already having a big 2015, being involved in not just one, but two entertainment ventures that no one was asking for and no one wants: in addition to Ghostbusters, his piece of shit band will head back out on the road for their ‘final tour,’ having just completed their last ‘final tour’ in 2014.
No word yet from Vince Neil as to what his plans will be after the Ghostbusters role and the tour, but we can all be assured it will be something worthless that we can all ignore, just like we’ve been doing for the rest of this clown’s career.
he’s the one they call Dr. Food Court